How to be a Douchebag? - Tutorial

Make the following points part of your life, and you'll discover a Douchebag in you. Yes everyone is a Douchebag Inside and the following guidelines will make that Douche come out:

• Dress and look like a Rockstar and you'll be incomplete without a  Body Tattoo's.

• Get drunk Like-a-Boss and keep on telling everyone how was it.

• Sleep Early, Walk Early is for nerds ... Sleep like a boss and begin your day as late as possible.

• Hit Gym, wear sleeveless shirts.

• Get a car to showoff, wait not a normal car but a Hummer with colour like yellow, blue, green and who cares about the speed limits hit the road like it's yours.

• Act and Behave like a badass, like you are the only person in the room with spotlight.

• Don't take life too serious ... Party Hard, Die Fast.

• Hitting on Girls will complete your douchology.

If you have followed the above steps, now it's time to add professionalism in it. If a stranger passes you by muttering " <censored>" ,"<censored> " or "<censored> " then congrats you have become officially became a douchebag.

It's your choice, no one likes a Douchebag, if you have any above habit in yourself then try to change it because you really don't wanna be a douchebag.